Well Rounded Day (nipple tassels included)

Yesterday my Mom and I took the girls to story hour at the library and then out to lunch at Maura's Cafe. 

The girls made these bedazzled glasses after story time:

Are you left wondering about how nipple tassels were involved?  Those came later.  I tucked the girls into bed, left the baby monitor with my Mom and hit the town for a girls night out at the Burlesque show at Alice's Champagne Palace. 

I laughed until I cried at the strip tease that involved at least 14 layers of long underwear under a parka, and the seductive moose huntress ran a close second.  It was funny, definitely amateur, and just racy enough.  What a scene, Homer.